Why depend on the kindness of strangers,
when you can cook New Orleans festive,
famous & fabulous cuisine yourself? It's easy Blanche!
Timeless favorites like Red Beans and Ricely Yours,
Magnolia's Magnificent Muffulettas,
and The Dubois Family Beignets! 
Did I mention that the Vieux Carre
Redfish Courtbouillon is out of this world?
As is the Burgundy Street Oyster Dressing!
Between the Dreamy Chocolate Doberge Cake
and the Creme de la Creme Brulee,
one might find it rather difficult to say
which decadent dessert is more heavenly!
There's even a recipe for Stella and Stanley's
Crawfish Etouffee! Need I say more?
Yes, the secret to capturing those legendary
Louisiana Creole flavors, is truly...
Right here in your hands!
I declare, La Nouvelle-Orléans has never tasted
quite this extraordinary,
Y'all!