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Todd St. Pierre is an ASCAP Registered Songwriter. Sample songs below...


~Snake Lady of Magnolia~    

Mama warned me ten times, but I got a hard head,
Still I gave a good listen, to what mama said.
'Stay away from Camille, boy whatever it takes,
Sum-in' wrong wit a wo-man who don't fear snakes'

She pick up a rattler or a cottonmouth,
Like she pickin' up sticks in the delta-south.
She grab a copperhead, right up off the groun,
Take water moccasins and swing 'em a-roun.
Never been bitten, folks don't understan,
How she git 'em eatin' out of her han?

'Son' mama said, 'I done al-rea-dy tole ya...
Don't fool wit the Snake lady of Mag-nole-ya!
Stay a-way from Camille, now for goodness sakes...
Sum-in' wrong wit a wo-man who don't fear snakes,
It's none too na-trul and it's hard to believe,
Goes back to the serpent wit Adam and Eve,
She's in wit the devil, Mama said to me...
When she charm them snake she workin' gris-gris! '

Mama say she recall a long tomma-go,
When all da dark-magic first began da show,
Camille left for N'awlins back in eighty-nine,
And she came back home with a diff-e-rent mind,
With the worldly ways of a shameless sinner,
A lot less normal and a whole lot thinner.
Half voodoo queen and half wild-eyed hippie,
Snake Lady of Mag-nole-ya Miss-a-sippi.

She pick up a rattler or a cottonmouth,
Like she pickin' up sticks in the delta-south,
She grab a copperhead, right up off the groun,
Take water moccasins, and swing 'em a-roun.
Never been bitten, folks don't understan,
How she git 'em eatin' out of her han?

'Son' mama said, 'I done al-rea-dy tole ya...
Don't mess wit the snake lady of Mag-nole-ya!
Stay away from Camille, boy whatever it takes,
Sum-in' wrong wit a wo-man who don't fear snakes'

Mama warned me ten times, but I got a hard head,
Still glad I didn't listen to what mama said.
Lord I love Camille, she's my wild-eyed hippie,
Snake Lady of Mag-nole-ya Miss-a-sippi.

Now Camille's a strange bird, but for goodness sakes...
Sum-in' right bout a wo-man who don't fear snakes,
I kinda like the way she handle a snake,
I guess she done went and charmed ya boy's SNAKE.

Please, Mama listen, it's time I done tole ya,
I'm down with the Snake Lady of Mag-nole-ya!
Shacked up with the Snake Lady of Mag-nole-ya!

Yeah, she my lil' Snake Lady of Mag-nole-ya_________!


Song Copyright 2006/ Ascap Music/ Austin-Tatious Music/Available For Recording & LP Inclusion/Todd St. Pierre/www.LouisianaBoy.com




~Miss Gracie Greene~    
That Miss Gracie Greene, is just too funny;
How she gives that church, mountains of money.
Preacher gets money, lives high on the hog;
Feeds Filet Mignon, to his weenie-dog!

Church says 'Miss Gracie, gets stars in her crown; '
But, she still ignores, the homeless downtown!
She knows that bible, quotes it all the time,
Church grows richer but, they can't spare a dime!

Church got pearly gates, and a golden street,
Children face winter, in their cold, bare-feet.
Preacher's new Hummer, is So-Very-Fine,
Bag-Lady stands in, the soup-kitchen line.

Old Miss Gracie Greene, looks up t'ward the sky;
Her eyes on the prize, she can't wait to die.
Saved and self-righteous, she's got it all planned,
She will play the harp, in the Angel Band.

She say's, 'cha-ri-ty, should begin at home, '
But home's a sidewalk, and my pillow's stone.
Lukewarm and wealthy, she don't understand,
'Cause she likes her head, buried in the sand.

She says 'Cut taxes! ' and 'Just end welfare! '
'No more free lunches! ' and 'No free healthcare! '
She asks, 'Why must THEY, always take and take? ...'
It's not her problem, she tells us 'Eat cake! '

She was raised poor too, she should know better,
I think I just might, write her a letter...

Oh, Dear Miss Gracie, now, for what it's worth...
Your path to Heaven, starts right here on Earth.
Enjoy your Sunday-Church-Celebration,
Pray for us sinners, for our salvation.
Go pray 'til you're blue, tithe your ten percent,
But, PRIDE'S a sin too/When will you repent?

Church says 'Miss Gracie, gets stars in her crown; '
She LOVES ev'ry-one, long as they aint brown!
She knows that bible, quotes it all the time,
Church grows richer like, it's organized crime!

Church got pearly gates, and a golden street,
Children face winter, in their cold, bare-feet.
Preacher's new mansion, is on Easy Street,
Poor Mama wonders, 'What will baby eat? '

That Miss Gracie Greene, is just too funny;
How she gives that church, s**t-loads of money.
Preacher takes money, lives high on the hog;
Feeds Filet Mignon, to his weenie-dog!

PS Miss Gracie, now, for what it's worth...
Your path to Heaven, should begin on Earth.

Song/Copyrighted 2006/Registered ASCAP Music/Austin-Tatious Music/Available for Recording & LP Inclusion/Todd St. Pierre/www.LouisianaBoy.com
~A Long Way From Mexia~ 
Mexia Pronounced Ma-Hay-Uh
A hard-head full of gold-dust,
And dreams so well designed;
Did you just forget about,
The you, you left behind?
Said you'd make it, and you did,
You always had that drive,
But in your eyes the sadness,
Still managed to survive.

I saw you in the tabloids, 
All changed from way back then,
So far from Limestone County 
And those who knew you when.
And such a long way from Mexia... 
Vickie Lynn---

Just like a wild bluebonnet,
You bloomed and then were gone.
Looking back it seems so clear,
How could we not have known.
I for one had sometimes hoped,
That you might settle down,
Guess you never cared too much,
For this old sleepy town.

People point and people judge,
Like they are without sin,
Oh everyone's a critic,
It takes a real thick skin,
And it's a long way from Mexia...
Vickie Lynn---

Despite the fame and fortune,
Your ruby smile revealed,
An ever-present emptiness
That could not be concealed.
A Texas-doll too fragile,
In pieces on a shelf,
No one could fix the countless cracks
Or save you from yourself.

I heard the news this evening,
It hasn't quite sunk in...
Sweet release, may you find peace, 
Oh what a ride it's been...

And such a long way from Mexia...
Vickie Lynn---

Oh it's a long way from Mexia...

Vickie Lynn---
Song/Copyrighted 2006/Registered ASCAP Music/Austin-Tatious Music/Available for Recording & LP Inclusion/Todd St. Pierre/www.LouisianaBoy.com

~Words You Can't Take Back~
 

It seems we disagreed a lot,

With voices raised and tempers hot,

We never really got along,

Not sure where we first went wrong.


I should have held my angry tongue,
But youth is wasted on the young,

Still the tears, they sting my eyes,
Older now, I realize...

No one can rewrite history,
Or solve that age old mystery,

We lost control when we lost track,
Of the words you can't take back.
We hurt the ones we love they say,
Regret is mine until this day,
Reminded of one simple fact...
There are words you can't take back.

Can't un-dance one single dance,
No time machine, no second chance,
Can't rewind and can't retake,
Can't erase an old mistake.

Wish now I'd thought before I spoke,
Just too damned easy to provoke,
A lot like you, that must be it,
As hard as that is to admit.

Can't un-speak what was spoken,
Can't un-break what's been broken,
How quick the blue skies turn to black,
From the words you can't take back.

Some lessons just take years to learn,

What's done is done, you can't return,
We lost so much when we lost track,
Of the words you can't take back.

I should have held my angry tongue,
Oh youth is wasted on the young,
Too late to say I'm sorry now,
To reach across the years somehow.
We hurt the ones we love they say,
Forgiveness is the only way,
Still haunted by one simple fact...

There are words you can't take back.


Song/Copyrighted 2006/Registered ASCAP Music/Austin-Tatious Music/Available for Recording & LP Inclusion/Todd St. Pierre/www.LouisianaBoy.com

~The Error of Your Ways~

Point me to that crooked highway,
Yes, I'm leaving you to-night.
After much deliberation
I'm quite certain of my plight.

You'll have time to look back on it,
In the next few coming days...
Some time to sit and just sort out,
The error of your ways.

Just think back on the weeks & months,
Leading up to here and now,
Oh it's been a long time coming,
I've done all love will allow.

Reflect and ponder on it some,
And to use an old time phrase,
E-ven-tu-ly you're bound to see,
The error of your ways.

Oh so many things to mention,
Wounds that never heal from spite,
The things you mock and disregard,
As just trivial and trite.

All the distances between us,
And the trust that you betrayed,
You'll face the truth and try to sleep…
In that bed of lies you made.

I deserve a whole lot better,
And it's not some passing phase,
You can't love me, and still not see...
The error of your ways.

It seems like I've forgiven you,
So much that you expect it.
So spare me your apology,
This time I can't accept it.

You'll have time to look back on this,
In the next few coming days...
Some time for you, to rummage through
The error of your ways!

Song/Copyrighted 2006/Registered ASCAP Music/Austin-Tatious Music/Available for Recording & LP Inclusion/Todd St. Pierre/www.LouisianaBoy.com

~Kiss My @--!~

In the sober light of morning,
Empty bottles on the shelf.
Oh I saw the REAL you last night,
Won't you please go <BLANK> yourself?

Cuz it won't be me again dear,
And this anger will not pass.
But I have one good suggestion...
Why don't you...
Just kiss my @--?

On second thought, well nevermind,
You were never worth the fuss.
It shouldn't come as a surprise,
How it's way too late for us!

I meant each word I said to you,
Hey, forgive me if I'm crass.
When considering your options,
Why don't you...
Just kiss my @--?

Oh you might find your true calling,
Put your lips to some good use.
You're a talented @---kisser,
Plant one here on my caboose!

You have had a lot of practice,
You're a master in the art.
Just doing what comes natural,
You were born to play that part!

It's an open invitation,
Now forgive me if I'm crass. 
Go burn in Hell tomorrow,
But, today...
Just kiss my @--!

How can demons be so charming?
Yes, I'm here to call your bluff...
Only one thing is for certain...
You're a lying sack of ...
STUFF!

How'd you get so fricken twisted?
So pitiful, with NO CLASS?
Hey, think about my offer...
Why don't you...
Just kiss my @--?

Song/Copyrighted 2006/Registered ASCAP Music/Austin-Tatious Music/Available for Recording & LP Inclusion/Todd St. Pierre/www.LouisianaBoy.com

Todd-Michael St. Pierre, author of the children's picturebook "Makin' Groceries," the Cajun & Creole Cookbook "Jambalaya, Crawfish Pie, Filé Gumbo" and the full-of-boogers-and-earwax-book..."A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids!"

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